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You know what really pissed me off? When you have a friend that you kind of like, could see the potential for more and they turn around and tell you that they have crushes on ur other friends, and since the two of you are really good friends, they feel that they can share. How dense are you? Either your a moron and you didn’t see the signals or your just a dick and don’t care. So which one are you a moron or a dick? Cause obviously you can’t be that bright or that good of a person. Is it too early for a drink? 

  • Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
  • Lindsey: vaccuums
  • Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
  • Lindsey: black holes
  • Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
  • Lindsey: lava?
  • Two days later they found Lindsey's body.
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After Insanity I always feel like dying and I always ask myself, “da fuck am I doing this for?” I’ll let you know when I find an answer. 

After Insanity I always feel like dying and I always ask myself, “da fuck am I doing this for?” I’ll let you know when I find an answer. 

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MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. 
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

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Every time I watch an episode of Fringe I’m afraid an Observing is looking at me. Damn stalkers

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ajisreal:

You’re not better than me because you can handle more liquor than me.

debatable.

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sofapizza:

i’ll never let go, jackass..

sofapizza:

i’ll never let go, jackass..

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On the road to Virgina! Currently I’m close to B-More (the birthplace of club music if u ask some) I’m so glad that the rain has stopped. We’re about 2 hours into our drive, and one guy’s asleep, jealous. But nah, good laughs and a good drive which hopefully stays good as long as traffic goes in the other direction

On the road to Virgina! Currently I’m close to B-More (the birthplace of club music if u ask some) I’m so glad that the rain has stopped. We’re about 2 hours into our drive, and one guy’s asleep, jealous. But nah, good laughs and a good drive which hopefully stays good as long as traffic goes in the other direction

At the end I always wait for her to scream out the important message from the future. Obviously she’s never seen a time traveling movie.